I'm gonna post some random funny stuff, because recently, a lotta funny stuff has happened.
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Aaaaand I'm wanting to play with the new skins. Yey, Ninja Assassin!


Random Funny Story Numero Uno:
Our band hosted a haunted house recently. Now, one of my friends is running around with a chainsaw with the chain removed, right? And there's a break, so he wanders around to find to find someone to talk to. And he wanders into a room, and sees another one of my friends, but he doesn't see this dude lying on the floor. And so he runs over to the other friend, trips over the dude on the floor, and hits my other friend in the face with the chainsaw.
That's right. In her face.
With a freaking chainsaw.

Fortunately, it wasn't on, and it didn't have a chain. Unfortunately, she has a nasty black eye now.



Random Funny Story Numero Dos:
It's drug-free week, and it was dress-up day, so me and a couple of my friends were going to dress up as super band nerds. We had capes and boots and gloves and nerd ties and everything. So I was going to write 'League of Super Band Nerds' on the back of our capes, right? Only it wouldn't fit. So I shortened it to LSBN.
And then one of the retarded trumpet players goes by, wrinkles his nose, and asks, "Why do you have lesbian written on your cape?"
WHOA BACK UP WHAT?




GTG, KTHXBAI.